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The Divine Comedy (The Inferno, The Purgatorio, and The Paradiso)

The Divine Comedy (The Inferno, The Purgatorio, and The Paradiso) - Dante Alighieri, John Ciardi CELEBRITY DEATHMATCH REVIEW*(* entertainment purposes only) The Divine Comedy v. The Sound and the FuryThat were a fearful. A frightful. World upheaval an' fearsome fire in the sky. Flood waters and earthquake accident. I was a'feared my life. Frightful. Frightful. Caddie put her arms around me, and she smelled like trees. She tol' me we's a gonna be safe, but we no safe. Terrible animal noises and terrible, terrible.Then we Compsons and Dilsey all done died an' passed away.Then came a mean devil man a-collectin' souls. He fire in eyes and terrible sufur smell. He evil grin to Quentin. He evil grin to Jason. He evil grin to Caddie.We done flied. Flying. Music and animal noises, fire in the sky.Caddie hold me, and we go to the circle place. Circle one place. Circle two place.Devil man with horns like a bull- he stick Quentin in the ground... man behind eat back of Quentin's head.Caddie lust and wind. Windy blowing. Lusty wind blowing. Not smell like trees, and Caddie done blown away.Horn man with fire eyes take Jason and grind in teeth like Cheney man. Jason say "Nooooooooooooooo!" But grinding and grinding and grinding.Terrible animal noise. Terrible wind Caddie. Terrible fire in the sky.Then's devil man turned me and Dilsey. Devil man say he no problem us. We can stay in Circle place, or go Heaven place, or do other what we like. We jus' can't stay Celebrity Death Match Reviews no more.MATCH POINT: The Divine Comedy